I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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