have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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