i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I believe in your delicious
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
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