I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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