How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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