u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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