She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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