stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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