Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
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