Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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