my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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