fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
