i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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