What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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