He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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