does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Randomize
