There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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