I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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