she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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