I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
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