U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
smell my finger.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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