Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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