that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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