oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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