Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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