My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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