Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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