Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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