So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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