David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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