"it" just moved
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
