i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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