Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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