1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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