actually, I'm a sock model
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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