we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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