Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
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