I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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