I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
When are your genitals available?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
