if only i could text you this smell
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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