There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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