have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
