ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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