We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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