Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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