Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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