So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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