Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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