remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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