he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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