What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
