Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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