need another drink. this is the easiest way
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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