I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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