Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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