Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
She even gives head with a lisp.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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