My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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