Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Randomize
