that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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