iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize