Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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