okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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