i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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